Saturday, May 07, 2011

Lord Shiva and Alcohol

One day Lord Shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol.

So he changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked thebartender: "What all do u have".
Bartender: "We have Whisky, Rum, Vodka, Gin, Beer etc? Etc? Etc."
Lord Shiva: "Let's try Whisky first give me 5 bottles of Whisky". After having 5 bottles of Whisky, Lord Shiva decided to try Rum.
Bartender was shocked: "Who is this man, after having 5 bottles ofWhisky, he is still on his feet".
After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having40 bottles of beer, he asked the bartender for Gin.
Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him: "Sir, who are you??? I've seen people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of Whisky, and you'vealmost had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet!!!, Who are you"???
Lord Shiva: "Vats, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain".
Bartender: AB CHADHI ISKO!!!

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